i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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