I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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