just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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