We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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