I need help removing her.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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