Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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