just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
