I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
They took my balls.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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