i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I have aggressive nipples.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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