I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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