and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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