thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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