WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
