I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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