Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There's always time for handjobs
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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