At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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