He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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