it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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