we're blogging at a bar
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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