Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Randomize
