he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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