At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My vagina is very pro this idea
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