But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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