Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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