Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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