I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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