Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Randomize
