I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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