i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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