Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize