The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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