I want to stick my p in your. b.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
My vagina is very pro this idea
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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