Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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