Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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