I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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