I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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