i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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