hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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