I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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