I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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