My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Semen is not good for contacts.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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