It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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