I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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