Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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