It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Randomize
