I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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