So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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