we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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