I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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