I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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