What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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