I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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