Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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