Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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