Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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