You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
