Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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