her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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