That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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